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When Vice President JD Vance is not hiding from Vermont protesters Or get Shipped to Greenland He tends to hang around the White House and break things, to become a cover for his wife, after it’s discovered that locals didn’t want her there and planned a protest.
Vance, pretending to come from Appalachia via San Francisso, did one job on a visit to the White House for the National Champion Ohio State Football Team. All Vance had to do was take a trophy from the person who had it and put it on the podium.
If you’re guessing things are going well, you’ll be disappointed.
This is what happened:
Kamala Harris wasn’t running around breaking things down in the White House. I believe Tim Waltz hasn’t groped for football trophies. The trophy reportedly was a two-piece deal, improving the old college football BCS trophy that looked like candy dishes that Grandma had on her living room coffee table.
It’s a nightmare to think about what ol’Fake Hillbilly Butterfingers will do with the Crystal Trophy.
There are many reasons why JD Vance will probably not become the president of the United States, but the collection of clips of Vance doing things like this is the reason for that.
One of the biggest reasons is the fact that while Donald Trump is actively trying to destroy the global economy, his approval rating is even lower than that of Trump.
Trump appears to have thought that Mike Pence was too capable and ethical to become Vice President. Trump searched the unconscientious Bumbler high and low, and his dark overlord led him to J.D. Vance.
Veep was a fictional show, but JD Vance seems determined to make it happen.
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