“While smearing feces on the wall, you accidentally bump into a police officer,” reads one of the event cards for the new board game. Attacking the Capitol“You yell, ‘Don’t shoot! Officer lives matter!’ only to discover that the officers are smearing feces on the walls as well.” Other cards have players set off a fire alarm with a tiki torch or walk up to different senators engaging in various sexual acts.
Irreverent podcast hosts Blaise Belden and Liz Franczak True Anon, It is selling a Monopoly-style board game themed around the January 6 riots, in which players compete to steal 100 electoral votes before the National Guard arrives. Though it was clearly designed to mock Donald Trump supporters, the game has been widely embraced and True Anon The team was able to sell copies to fans of the former president outside of Trump’s trial.
Belden and Franczak don’t take January 6 seriously because they don’t believe the rioters themselves were serious. “It was pitiful compared to this horrific spectacle,” Belden said on the show on January 10, 2021. True Anon“Most of the people didn’t know what to do when they got in there, and they just started making content,” he noted. The FBI was able to track down many of the rioters, he said, “because they couldn’t stop posting their own photos.” Franz Kuck joked that it was “a night of long posts.”
This is where the game gets meta. The same sense of spectacle that makes Storm the Capitol fun for everyone also led to an actual storming of the Capitol, a testament to the dangers of cynicism. Belden and Franczak acknowledge: True AnonThe riots, however stupid and ineffective, still resulted in deaths and ruined lives. Storming the Capitol is a parody of what was already a sad farce.