What do you do when you’re angry? They keep calling you weird And you too Behind In a race he thought he would easily win, the answer was clear to Donald Trump: bribe independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to endorse him, and then rally behind him. 4 to 5 percentage points In national polls. And that’s what Trump did last week.
But there’s no guarantee that Kennedy’s departure will lead to a shift in support for Trump — new polls will be released in the coming days to give us a better idea of ​​that.
meanwhile, teeth By adding Kennedy to his team, Trump is sure to get Kennedy and all of his fun problems. So open the door, Johnny! Let’s show him what he’s got!
No, we Brain wormOpen another door. Dead Bear Cub. Next. Sexist EmuAnd he The head of a dead whale was cut off with a chainsaw And he took it home as an ugly souvenir. I want to talk to him about that.
No, that’s something else. It may be more ridiculous than the rest of Kennedy’s achievements combined.
Ah, there it was.
in This tweetAccording to an article posted on Monday, the “crime” Kennedy is promising to stop is something called “chemtrails.”
of Chemtrail conspiracy theory It first appeared in the 1990s and has evolved alongside the internet. Now it has accumulated so much rubbish and legend that its adherents complain endlessly, but the gist of it is just this: Someone saw a line in the sky following a jet plane and realized that it wasn’t just moisture that turned into mist as the wing passed by. Someone is spraying everyone with chemicals..
What chemicals? Secrets. For what purpose? Mind control. Or to sterilize us all. Or to fight climate change. Or cause Climate change. Or something. Who’s behind it? Governments? Or aliens? Maybe they’re in cahoots.
What proponents of this conspiracy theory call chemtrails are known in the real world as contrails, or “condensation trails,” and other conspiracy theories may not claim chemtrails. was thoroughly refuted by So many sources On Many timesOf all the conspiracy theories Kennedy believes, this is the stupidest, and unlike what he did with bears and whales (or those poor bugs), this is a madness that Kennedy is still actively working on.
More importantly, Kennedy not only voices his support for the theory, but also says, “We’re going to stop this crime.”
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This sounds like Kennedy is speaking as part of the Trump administration in 2025, as he promises to immediately address the problem of government chasing literal clouds.
And it turns out that was the case. A few hours after posting the post, Kennedy appeared on Tucker Carlson’s web show and said, Trump appointed him to his transition team..
“I’m excited to be asked to join the transition team and help select people to run the government,” Kennedy said. (On Tuesday, a Trump campaign adviser said he was “looking forward to joining.”) Supported I will report this to the New York Times.
All we can do now is wait until he appoints a Chief of Chemtrails and Chainsaw Dissections.
By bringing Kennedy onto his team, Trump all Kennedy’s candidate. Now Trump is the planting bear carcasses, filling highways with whale juice, and spraying chemtrails. No one will call him a lunatic.
They would call him a “silly” person for what he is.
