John Jones
100 men help defeat the gorillas
…But what did it do? ! ?
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John Jones It’s at the top of the list of all 100 guys who can join forces to defeat the gorillas… So what is his view on the whole argument?
Pray for the gorillas.
TMZ Sports We caught up with the UFC superstar at LAX this week…and we had to ask that many social media users were throwing his name.
The bones break it all… Unlike his historic career in the octagon, he can’t hoop the butt in one-on-one battles, but giving support from 99 other tough guys is another story.
“I want you to think about human intelligence,” he said. “We conquered the planet, so the animals above it should not be an issue for us.”
Despite being one of the MMA’s biggest fighters, the 37-year-old needs help…and he knows who will call.
“I think we got a lot of people out of the NFL roster, it’s a bunch of heavy people on the UFC roster and we’re doing that right away,” Jones said.
Most ordinary people would choose to be in the final wave against the gorillas… but he wants to lead the puck into battle, giving them the best chance to come alive rather than Jones!!
But there’s a big question in Jones’ mind – what did this gorilla do to deserve a beatdown?
Buddy may be getting too deep…but he’s developing a great point.
